Thursday, April 12, 2012

Dizzy, Dizzy, Dizzy

A hippie lady. She’s no Cleopatra. She needs help. She needs h-e-l-p with a capital H! She’s too fat. Especially in that hip area…oh wow. She needs to cut the calories drastically and move around more. The hula hoop is not enough. It’s going to take some doing. The way she’s built, she’s going to need more than isolated exercise, and she needs to work out everything. The basement or an apartment or something.  She’s having fun. She’s cleaning the house for something. Maybe they’re cleaning up so they can go somewhere and it won’t be dirty when they get back. Maybe her son is coming home. He’s coming home from the military, you can see the photo of him in uniform. Her son will put her on a diet. She’s going to be serious about it. I don’t know anything about that. She goes on a diet. She’s gonna vacuum.  They just handed it to her. She needs a lot of things. She needs a silly little man. A little fat man, cause she got caught hula hooping. She’s having a great time with the vacuum cleaner. She’s having a wonderful time.  She’s gonna have a good time in life.
Nice girl, a little fat.  Mama Tilda doesn’t feel to well about that.  She likes to eat sugar pops and lollipops.  She bought circus clothes at the carnival.  She’s jumping a hoop.  The thing in her hand sounds good!  She’s cleaning the house for something.  She’s having fun with that.  Maybe her son is coming home.  Her son will put her on a diet.  She’ll be serious about it.  Mother is very old and all of the children have left the house except me, they come home at least one day a week.  She’ll have something light, like cereal and milk, apples - lollipops and sugar pops are good and it will be hard for her.  She will succeed, but it is hard to tell how long, because it is physical everywhere.  It will probably take a month or so.  A time clock goes tick-tock, tick-tock.  Come on, come on, come on.  Buh-buh-buh-buh.  Dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.  No more, here, here, here.  I’m goin to see, see, see.  Come with me, me, me.  He wants to go, guy.  Mama Tilda will go to the doctor to take it off.  Having a ball, having a ball!

"she's no Cleopatra!"

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